We all need some laughs in our life. I spent the week complying a list of riddles, puns and jokes for CCHS students and Staff. I went through and picked out a few of each to share with you for the month.

Puns

• 1.Why do coffee cups avoid the city? They’re afraid to get mugged.

•  2. I tried to take a photo of a wheat field. It turned out grainy.

• 3. Are you planning to go fishing tomorrow? If so, let minnow.

• 4. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

Jokes

• 1.Which keys are sweet to taste? COO-KIES

•  When, in school, do you learn to greet others? Hi-school.

• 3.Why should you tell a joke when standing on ice? Because it can crack up anytime.

• 4.Why did God create man before He made a Woman? Because we all need a rough draft before the final version.

Riddles

• 1.You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
  Answer: All the people on the boat are married.

• 2. What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
  Answer: An echo
  
  
• 3. I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
  Answer: Your shadow

• 4.David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
  Answer: David