We all need some laughs in our life. I spent the week complying a list of riddles, puns and jokes for CCHS students and Staff. I went through and picked out a few of each to share with you for the month.

Puns

• 1.Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream”.

•  2.I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy

• 3.My favorite movie is Gourd of the Rings.

• 4.It’s easy to repair a broken jack o’lantern — just use a pumpkin patch!

Jokes

• 1.Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones!

•  What can you catch from a vampire in winter? Frostbite.

• 3. Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.

• 4.Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare.

Riddles

• 1.The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? Answer: Footsteps.

• 2. I am not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. What am I?   Answer: A fire.
  
  
• 3. I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I? Answer: Your shadow

• 4.I’m the king of Halloween, with a grinning face so bright. What am I? Answer:  A jack-o’-lantern