We all need some laughs in our life. I spent the week complying a list of riddles, puns and jokes for CCHS students and Staff. I went through and picked out a few of each to share with you for the month.
Puns
- 1. Why shouldn’t you trust stairs? Answer: They’re always up to something.
- 2. I’m afraid of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
- 3. Know any good rope jokes? I’m a frayed knot.
- 4. What’s the problem with scientists? Periodically, they’re wrong.
Jokes
- 1. Where does a mummy go for a swim? The DEAD SEA
- 2. What does the little plant say to the big tree? Leaf-Me Alone.
- 3. Why cannot a bicycle stand on its own? Because it is two-tired.
- 4. How does one light bulb greet another light bulb? Watts Up!
Riddles
- 1. What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: an egg
- 2. I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Answer: A candle
- 3. A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
- 4. The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Answer: Darkness
